i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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