I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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