im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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