no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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