How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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