I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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