i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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