**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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