i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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