elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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