Dual....:-)
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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