why didn't you poke me back
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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