apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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