Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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