This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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