he wants to bone in the snuggie
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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