Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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