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Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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