The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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