I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
you made out with another girl for some wings
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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