girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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