The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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