dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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