His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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