chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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