pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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