My nipple is on Facebook.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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