Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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