He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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