I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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