At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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