I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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