Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Just puked most of my soul out..
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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