we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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