Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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