she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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