:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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