wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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