My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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