Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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