Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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