Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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