If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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