Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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