Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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