i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
4 words: hood of his car
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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