I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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