Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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