Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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