Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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