i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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