i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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