haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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